Jamaal's Top 5: Guilty Pleasures

Guilty pleasures...we all have 'em. Some more than others, but everyone has them. I try not to disclose them(G.Ps) because I spend most of my time trying to convince (most times lacking effort) my peers of "all things cool". Here's my list of pleasures that I am ashamed of, yet ironically, can't live without.


First up, Lil B. What more can I say about "The Base God", that has not already been said about Afghanistan? This is one of the dumbest videos and songs ever "produced" or "directed". Yet, on any given day, you can hear Chris, Shep or myself making a "Swag" reference or "cookin'" when we hear a song we like. The true definition of a guilty pleasure.




If I were another guy, I'd definitely want to take my "Man Card" for this guilty pleasure. I hate this show with a passion, I think it "sets women of color back", I hate groupie Sh%t, I would smash all of them(even the racially ambiguous one with the lisp), and if anyone tries to make me miss this show, I'd enthusiastically punch them in the jibbs.


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Hey...I'm from Charleston, South Carolina and I like to drink...what you want me to do?



I SAID... I'M FROM CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA!!!! STOP JUDGING ME!!! I grew up watching Bill Dance every Saturday and Sunday morning. It wasn't until I went to college, that I realized I was THE ONLY African-American male watching this show faithfully. *I still do*


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